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  • HOW IS THEIR SHIRT CLEAN, or do they have a second shirt on-hand?
    Wasn’t expecting an update. Unexpected surprise..?

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  • bruhwtfman said:
    HOW IS THEIR SHIRT CLEAN, or do they have a second shirt on-hand?
    Wasn’t expecting an update. Unexpected surprise..?

    my guy, it's literally a portal

    he coulda just asked for one from the guy on the other side

    the real question is why you thought that was more important than his visible lack of any organs, anything in his stomach, and ability to still breathe and keep food down despite his entire neck being stretched like silly putty.

    (if they can afford a portal fleshlight mask they can probably also afford 2 sets of clothes and an ironing board for this very occasion)

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  • scalielover21 said:
    my guy, it's literally a portal

    he coulda just asked for one from the guy on the other side

    the real question is why you thought that was more important than his visible lack of any organs, anything in his stomach, and ability to still breathe and keep food down despite his entire neck being stretched like silly putty.

    (if they can afford a portal fleshlight mask they can probably also afford 2 sets of clothes and an ironing board for this very occasion)

    breathing was brought up, so...

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  • watervivi said:
    How did he get is clothes clean when he left the restroom?

    Brand new Patented
    *Cum-N-Go*™️ clothing with built in cleaning nano technology designed specifically for sexually active folk of course

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  • You must be joking right? You have absolutely no idea who you're dealing with "Jasper"!? It's not just a simple "Again!?" It's much more like a "Holy shit! It's been hours and it's his thirteenth load and he's still going!?" Type of thing.😄

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  • scalielover21 said:
    my guy, it's literally a portal

    he coulda just asked for one from the guy on the other side

    the real question is why you thought that was more important than his visible lack of any organs, anything in his stomach, and ability to still breathe and keep food down despite his entire neck being stretched like silly putty.

    (if they can afford a portal fleshlight mask they can probably also afford 2 sets of clothes and an ironing board for this very occasion)

    clearly this guy doesnt know furry logic, who needs organs when you can have a blueberry scented cock shoved down your throat

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  • watervivi said:
    How did he get is clothes clean when he left the restroom?

    I have a feeling, in a Furry world, you have to have your trusty CumOff spray "Extra strength" at all times

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